Sunday, April 20, 2008

i can has tailbone protekshun?

Yes, I can. I ordered my Azzpadz (their trademarked name) today. This is because our next bout against the Jersey Shore Roller Girls is going to be on polished concrete. 

Call me vain, but I like my ass, and I want to keep it in one piece. As an added plus, I now have ass protection if I ever decide to try snowboarding. 

5 Comments:

Blogger Renpup said...

But does it make your butt look big? Call me vain, too, but I like my butt to look not-so-big. I have a feeling I'd rather risk the broken ass bone then have anyone think my butt is bigger than it actually is.

5:03 AM  
Blogger 3pennyjane said...

What beautiful sibling complementarity: You have ass pads, and I have assless pants.

5:44 AM  
Blogger Jeff said...

Wow. That superhero equipment they leave out of the movies.

You be careful on them thar' concrete, ya' hear?

7:36 AM  
Blogger atomic cate said...

i love that (if my memory serves) the most comments on yer blog have been on the topics of 1) Candy Hierarchy and 2) Ass Protection.

my kind of crowd :)

3:05 PM  
Blogger gingerbee said...

Hi Skarzipan, this is Catherine! Hooray for Azzpadz! I'm still rocking mine proudly.

Love, Catherine

1:15 PM  

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