The Hershey's Hierarchy, Continued.

I told someone about my controversial Hershey's mini-candy bar sorting policy, and when I told him the order of candies, he said that he would rank them in exactly the opposite order. I told him we could no longer be friends since we had such irreconcilable differences. He then said that I could look at it another way; that I should consider the fact that if he and I had to share a bag of mini-bars, we would each get what we wanted. I said that I would not in fact be happy that he would take the Special Darks and Milk Chocolates, leaving me the Mr. Good Bars and Krackels, but rather that I would feel slight contempt instead at his obvious poor taste.

This is a harsh and entirely true statement, and seems to sum up my immaturity as it applies to adult relationships. 

Candy: don't overthink it.