Probable Reasons for Me Not Liking You
-You seem to always be in the bathroom at the same time as me. You flush five or six times and clear your throat often.
-Any time anything weather-related happens, you ominously imply it's due to global warming.
-You tail-gate me on my street and get pissed off when I slow down to turn into my driveway.
-You're a software developer working on something I'm going to have to use.
-You're Giada DiLaurentis.
-You're a nurse and you've implied that I'm a big baby for wanting to wear a lead apron while you take an X-ray.
-Any time anything weather-related happens, you ominously imply it's due to global warming.
-You tail-gate me on my street and get pissed off when I slow down to turn into my driveway.
-You're a software developer working on something I'm going to have to use.
-You're Giada DiLaurentis.
-You're a nurse and you've implied that I'm a big baby for wanting to wear a lead apron while you take an X-ray.
posted by walkinhomefromthethriftstore at 5:49 AM
3 Comments:
Waaaait, how come you are having x-ray?
It was a long time ago. I just harbor resentment still towards that nurse.
I think you forgot to add, "you talk about Dancing with the Stars, even when it wasn't on the night before."
I hate Giada 'cuz she's one of those tiny women with huge heads who pretend to love food. Girl, please. Like you eat.
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