Things I Have Ill-Wished People Today
-That they step in a hole filled with water while wearing nice slacks, so that they have to walk around with freezing cold puddle water seeping up one pants leg.
- that they get on an elevator in the top floor of a really tall building, and at first the elevator goes quickly, so that they're all, "score! I'm going to get downstairs superfast!" but halfway down it starts stopping on every floor so it takes them a really long time in actuality.
-that they would be at a cafeteria and pick something that looks like it'll be savory, like mashed potatoes, and it turns out to be sweet when they bite into it, like yams, or vice versa.
- that they get on an elevator in the top floor of a really tall building, and at first the elevator goes quickly, so that they're all, "score! I'm going to get downstairs superfast!" but halfway down it starts stopping on every floor so it takes them a really long time in actuality.
-that they would be at a cafeteria and pick something that looks like it'll be savory, like mashed potatoes, and it turns out to be sweet when they bite into it, like yams, or vice versa.
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