Zee skateeng, shee ees like a low-vair

Zhou mowst ayprowsh hair like jhou ar een love weez hair... do nowt eet dee too mowsh chineees food befor jhou go to zee skayteeng... she weel know, aynd jhou weel hayv dee gayss. Jhou mowst eet only a leetle beet before jhou go to dee skayteeng.

Zhou mowst also comeet to hair... Do nowt be coy, onlee say to hair, een jhour heart, 'oh, zee skateeng, I am cowmeetaid..." Aydn cowmeet to hair jhour aynkles, dee knees, dee lowair beck, dee tammy, aynd dee owdair parts of jhou... do nowt bee ayfraid to geeve dee floor a wax weet jhour fayce... Eet weel ownly prove to dee skayteeng dayt jhou are hair only lovair...

Aynd do nowt bee showked, eef chee ees ay keenky laydee... jhou weel be sore, anyd jhou weel hayve dee bruiseenk, aynd dee 'rash de reenk', aynd eet weel only make jhou lowv hair eefen mowr.