It has recently come to my attention...

...that some people actually read this. I'm trying not to become alarmed at this news.

Cut-throat said she read all of these posts because she was stuck in line all day. This led to a discussion of who reads blogs and why, and she astutely stated that people read them to see mentions of themselves, which is true, so I'd like to take this opportunity to give Cut-throat a shout-out. She's a lean mean skatin' machine, and she wears her mouth guard attached to the top of her helmet, so it looks like she's wearing a beer helmet, and one time I said, "Hey, it looks like you're wearing a beer helmet!" and she was all, dude, do you know how many people have said that? and I immediately felt a deep sense of shame. But then we skated some more and I got over it. Cut-throat rules and is slated to kick ass both on the Nightmares and on the Garden State Roller Girls travel team.

And now back to our regularly scheduled rambling.