Items in my home that mock me silently ever day
-Food scale.
-Bathroom scale. Blink blink, please replace battery... oh what, you're too scared? Blink blink
-Two five pound weights. So dusty!
-One ten pound weight. So VERY dusty!
-Acoustic guitar.
-Electric guitar.
-hiking boots.
-skinny jeans.
-old copies of my resume drafts. Always a draft, never a finished copy.
-computer
-Bathroom scale. Blink blink, please replace battery... oh what, you're too scared? Blink blink
-Two five pound weights. So dusty!
-One ten pound weight. So VERY dusty!
-Acoustic guitar.
-Electric guitar.
-hiking boots.
-skinny jeans.
-old copies of my resume drafts. Always a draft, never a finished copy.
-computer
posted by walkinhomefromthethriftstore at 6:45 AM
5 Comments:
Heeeeee, I waited so long to change the batteries in my scale that it just gave up working. Now it just says LO whenever I hop on. I like to pretend it's talking about my weight.
Aw man! I want mine to say LO! It just says BAT.
Come one, it's not broken, it's just trying to tell you that you, YOU are Gotham's only hope, and the signal light is broken and a repairman accidentally cut the phone cord in Commissioner Gordon's office, and by God your scale is stepping up and doing its bit and telling you that you, YOU must go out and battle the forces of darkness, clad only in a black spandex suit and mask with peculiarly unflattering ears, because the CITY. NEEDS. YOU.
--Joo seester
Erm... my seester... she ees, how joo say? A leetle beet towched een dee hayd...
Jus' don' tatch de dog, senorita.
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