Friday, July 20, 2007

I want to write...

...but I couldn't post nothing of suitable inconsequential...lility because I spent writing time this week writing a recap of GSR's first interleague bout. It was kind of hard, and kind of fun. I'm looking forward to doing it again.

When I wasn't putting off blogging to write recaps, I was putting off writing recaps to watch Battlestar Galactica, Season 1. El Jeffe graciously came down from NYC to watch the first 4 and 9/10th's of an episode with me, which made it all the more special.

And dude, El J, if you read this... I've watched a few more episodes, and let me tell you, some SERIOUSLY CRAZY SH*T happens.

It rules.

Respect the Olmos.

So say we all.

Keep an eye on the toaster.... IT HAS A PLAN.

Thursday, July 19, 2007

Crap

I thought I had really bad cramps today, but now I think it' s sciatica.

Exacerbating factors? Overweightness.

Crap.

Wednesday, July 11, 2007

The Laughing Cow Gets Editorial

Today's LC Cheesebite 'fact' is:

Pigs that live in England are lucky; farmers there are required by law to provide them with toys.

Um, are they so lucky? Whether they are or not, LC Cheesebite, is a matter of OPINION. Not exactly FACT-Y.

Hmmph.

Monday, July 09, 2007

Things I Learned From Cheese Today, courtesty of the inside of the Laughing Cow Light Cheese Bites wrappers

The odds are 899 to 1 of hitting the jackpot in a slot machine.
In Psycho's famous shower scene, chocolate syrup was used instead of blood.
During a chess match, masters lose an average weight of 5 lbs.
If you are afraid of wines, you suffer from oenophobia.
The term danseur noble refers to a male ballet dancer.
On average in America, people's feet have grown a full size larger over the past 15 years.